IN THE BEGINNING...

This Blog was going to be called "Musings by the tumtum tree". Yah, that was taken.

Instead we will go with the frustrated shout of DAMN THE BANDERSNATCH! Why not? It's as Lewis Carroll as it can get. Or is that Lewis Carrollish.. deadauthor_like? I, of course, digress.

Deadauthor_like, I think that will be my new email name. Anyway... Well, the problem doctor is... It's like this, I muse. I muse alot. I muse. I joke. I jest. I cojole. I talk a great deal, mostly outloud. and mostly as loud as my petite frame ( HA!) would bare. There I have an expounding problem. There I said it. Now on to the first of the twelve steps.

After years of hearing about blogs and bloggers hearing the call to blog, and realizing that the last big MEGA TREND that I could thnk of involved people putting on special shoes and running or as they called it in the 70's, JOGGING. See the amazing Irony yet? Similar sounding trends. One about motion and a expression of physicallty and the other a sedimentary study in stillness, except of course for the typing. OH KAY! WIth me now. Follow. Because we are the FATTEST NATION in the world. FATTER than you can imagine. You know that Guy at the amusement park that is so fat you can't believe that they could make a car big enough to bring him there and feel sorry for the person who sat next to him on the bus, in the ninety degree weather, if there wasn't. And then you find out that he was the guy in the Mini...with the person that could be his Mother but might be his Girlfriend...THAT GUY! That is AMERICA, and everyone else waiting for the BATMAN RIDE is the rest of the world. Just to help put it in perspective. The non-movement is one of the things that everyone is doing and Boy! is it Hot! Finger to my butt making the expected shusshing sounds though the teeth. Always through the teeth, people!

Anyway. I though i should try my hand at it. I'm a frustrated writer. But I want to write. About stuff. This isn't a journal or a political rant, althought there are times it might turn into both. I'm just going to tell ya stuff. Open the floodgates of the mind, if you will.

With that said. Lets take a trip and see where it goes.

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