INTELLIGENT DESIGN INTELLIGENTSIA

I am completely fine with Religions of any kind. I don't care what you believe in, that being said; Intelligent Design is a complete joke, stop ramming it down my kids throats. Keep Religion out of schools, unless it's a Bible College, ( which is a misnomer by the way! BIBLE COLLEGE? PEOPLE!) Catholic School,Yeshiva or Seminary.

Did you notice that all the schools I mentioned had something in common. Yeah, they were private schools. Not PUBLIC SCHOOLS. PUBLIC SCHOOLS, are for the public, run by localities which use the communities taxed monies to FUND said SCHOOL. GET IT! Therefore, due to the fact that I am a citizen of this great nation that has in it's Constitution, (does anyone remember that? It's the law of the land), a law that says that CHURCH and STATE must be separate, you cannot push JESUS or any other god on my kids in a PUBLIC SCHOOL!

PEOPLE! THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE. ITS IN THE CONSTITUTION. WHAT THE HELL!

The Constitution doesn't say. "Oh, you know. That JESUS and his Dad's teachings, they're okay! Let's get the word out!" It also doesn't say. "BUDDHA, BUDDHA, he's our man! If he can't do it NO ONE CAN!"

It says actually, smoking a pipe, like an great clear headed thinking man, that puts his shoes after his pants, one after the other. "If we can learn anything from History, it's that absolute power corrupts absolutely and since Religion was used as a weapon in the past, when connected to any form of government, best to keep that Religion stuff where it belongs in the citizenry homes and places of worship."

So that means, Keep year Jesus to yourself. Please. Thank you. Cause he comes in many different flavors and you might not like my flavor of Jesus, it has coconut as well as the blood of the lamb.

But, Hell...If you want to teach creationism... Sorry! INTELLIGENT DESIGN, then don't stop there, creepy Republican, I mean SIR or Madam, let's teach them all! God's jumping out of heads and the world on a Turtle's back and world sized ovens, and wolves nursing twins and God spitting into a bowl. All of them, I mean one myth is as good as another right?

It's all theories, anyway isn't it? Darwin and his Evolution and Natural Selection, TISH TOSH! Who does he think he is Copernicus? They both have as much proof as the guys that have decided with brows clenched, "Wow, Nature, is SO complex. NO way that it could just HAPPEN... It's Like IMPOSSIBLE. Dude (long pause, air sucking sound in the background.) I think it was GOD. Hear me OUT, BRAH! (coughing, more coughing) He's Adding up the numbers with his giant God calculator. Computing the differences and creating the giant MySQL Database in the heavens from which we are all COMPLIED MAN! C'mon, give me another hit! Don't bogart the doob, I'm communing!"

And before you Damn me to Hell, remember Bob Marley was a frequent communer.